They say you never forget your first posting, which tends to inspire a bit of procrastination, at least in me, as I aim for the most original, innovative, and yet _funny_ posting ever in the history of blogging. To compound matters, you can't create a masterpiece without a theme, or so I've heard, and I have nothing of that sort.
But watch with me anyway as this all evolves into either 1) stream-of-consciousness-based chaos or 2) an interesting experiment in individual internet behaviour.
