I must say I'm not convinced by this Half-Nekkid Thursday contribution. However, I'm posting it anyway in the hopes of contributing to science, or in order to capture the attention of someone at the Weekly World News.
As you can see, this is my right arm. The things on them seem obviously mosquito bites...but could also mean that I'm growing a new set of breasts. Although I have never heard of or known anyone else who has had this condition, I am all ready to sell my story to the tabloids for big bucks. 'Woman grows extra breasts, blames alien visitation.' More than that, I am ready to take myself out on the lecture circuit to talk about the experience. The questions raised are intriguing (well, to me anyway) - how big will they get? Will I be able to join the 'I love my tatas' clique twice if I want? It could even spawn a meme...how would your life change if your arm suddenly sprouted tits?
Alas, I will never have the answers, as they have now pretty much gone away (this picture was taken about 2 weeks ago, in anticipation of possible fame, or for HNT, whichever) and my arm has gone back to normal, adding a bit of weight to the mosquito bite theory. But I remain undeterred - if anyone knows any tabloids who will pay for pictures of mosquito bites, please let me know!
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I for one, would definitely take advantage of it if my arm grew tits. Great HNT!
I don't know about women, but I would think that guys wouldn't mind having a set of tatas to suck on at their beck and call. I'm thinking women wouldn't mind either, especially the less-endowed.
Great story with the pics--there is NO such thing as a bad HNT picture! Keep them coming!
Ugh, I'm getting itchy just looking at that pic. I have the same reaction to mosquito bites.
it's like those women who grow tatas when they are pregnant but soon as the baby comes they shrink back down. oh well, fun while it lasted, huh?!
mrzmyrmtthws (who appears to have just a profile and not a blog?) and osbasso - I have the feeling that most men, and a lot of women would agree with you.
julia - it actually didn't itch that much, thankfully. It just looked really itchy.
daphnewood - so that's how you get big tatas! I will have to add that to my list of pros and cons to having a kid!
Wow! That sure looks like it would have itched like crazy. My skin so sensitive it would a month for that to go away. In fact I'm getting itchy just looking at it. Wait let me put some Calamine on my screen.... there that's better.
If you look at them sideways they appear to be 2 ghostly eyes peering from an alien being. Great post! Thanks for visiting. Cheers!
Haha, that's funny. Not that you had huge mosquito bites, though, that part sucks.
Just making rounds on HNT and 'bout snarfed a gaff over your pix & post! 1st thought was OLD SNL, "Todd" teasing "Lisa" about are those mosquito bites...? lol! Coolio!
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Happy HNT!
hmmm, did you try the Brit tabloids?! :-)
girl w/alibi - ah, that feels much better...thanks!
lecram - I hadn't thought of that...hey, maybe my arm had been taken over by an alien...that would definitely be just right for the Weekly World News!
s! - I was hoping to take a trans-atlantic approach, getting at the tabloids in every country where I've lived (which includes the UK)
to the rest - thanks for the support!
Men would love that. Easy access, too. No pesky bra to unhook.
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