torsdag, august 11, 2005
I must say I'm not convinced by this Half-Nekkid Thursday contribution. However, I'm posting it anyway in the hopes of contributing to science, or in order to capture the attention of someone at the Weekly World News.
As you can see, this is my right arm. The things on them seem obviously mosquito bites...but could also mean that I'm growing a new set of breasts. Although I have never heard of or known anyone else who has had this condition, I am all ready to sell my story to the tabloids for big bucks. 'Woman grows extra breasts, blames alien visitation.' More than that, I am ready to take myself out on the lecture circuit to talk about the experience. The questions raised are intriguing (well, to me anyway) - how big will they get? Will I be able to join the 'I love my tatas' clique twice if I want? It could even spawn a meme...how would your life change if your arm suddenly sprouted tits?
Alas, I will never have the answers, as they have now pretty much gone away (this picture was taken about 2 weeks ago, in anticipation of possible fame, or for HNT, whichever) and my arm has gone back to normal, adding a bit of weight to the mosquito bite theory. But I remain undeterred - if anyone knows any tabloids who will pay for pictures of mosquito bites, please let me know!