In honor of Bush's visit to Denmark

You Are 39% American

America: You don't love it or want to leave it. But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over. On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead... And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

How American Are You?

Yes, in fact, Bush has already arrived. At the moment, he may be actually sharing his birthday breakfast with the Danish Prime Minister, Anders Fogh Rasmussen. Or perhaps they have already moved on to the bilateral talks....

As for me, out of sheer ignorant laziness, I missed both seeing the arrival last night on television (though my boyfriend's mom called to see if we were watching it) and the concert at Fælledparken. I plan to make up for my laziness by marching in protest today, though interestingly, the whole demonstration starts 15 minutes after Bush leaves Denmark to go to Gleneagles. We all (hopefully thousands and thousands and tens of thousands of us) will converge in front of the US Embassy at 2pm, and then march to Christiansborg, where there will be nifty speeches. I will wander around upset that I can't take up-loadable photos, unless a friend lends me a digital camera, or I find one on the street, which are both equally unlikely. Watch this space for all the protest news that's fit to print.

In the meantime, I offer you a quiz in honor of Bush's birthday. As you can see, I scored alarmingly high--it must be for saying 'zee' instead of 'zed'. I dare you to do better, and feel free to post your results as a comment.