Have you ever had one of those days, which never seem to end? Where you leave for work early in the morning, and don't come back until 14 hours later. If you have, then you have my sympathy, and if you haven't, then you have my envy.
Have you ever had one of those days where you find that you can no longer bear to see your own reflection, because you are so enormously, gigantically, hugely big in comparison to what you normally look like? If you have, then congratulations, you must be pregnant, and if you haven't, then you have my envy.
Have you ever had one of those days where life is so full of possibility, but you cannot imagine taking advantage of any of it, because your days never seem to end, and you know everything will change soon anyway, and all the possibilities will become other possibilities?
Not that any of this will necessarily be true for me, tomorrow, but it just seems relevant to ask today.