I am not normally a big zombie-film watcher. I don't usually participate in events where I would be expected to dress up. I am enormously pregnant, and could give birth at any moment. So, of course I must do this. Actually, because I am enormously pregnant, I must do this. Because, let's face it, what could be cooler than a highly-pregnant zombie?
Would anyone like to join me?
*Photo credit: http://current.com/items/88863566_scandal_intrigue_on_capitol_hill_pregnant_moms_drugs_baby_zombie_uprising*
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You must! Be leave me out of it. That picture is enough to give me the creeps...
I meant "but", not "be".
Sorry, tired.
a highly pregnant zombie giving birth in the middle of the Zombie Pubcrawl, smearing Zombie Junior with some appropriate greasepaint, and CONTINUING the pubcrawl. that would be cooler, but not by much. Bonus points for having the bartender mix the afterbirth into some zombie cocktails for everyone.
holy geezus! doktorholocaust's comment was like the bloodiest, deadliest car wreck of the century...as much as it made sense not to look at it lest I be psychologically marred for life, i couldn't keep my eyes off it!
Ms. Mood, sounds like a plan. And I'm glad you got the creeps from the photo...that was sort of the idea. I couldn't find a photo of a pregnant zombie woman, but I found this one quite, erm, eye-catching.
Dok, you make me laugh! I'm not sure I'm ready for placenta mojitos just yet, though. But consider that the vernix that newborns are covered with (I can't recall the technical term for it at the moment) might make any zombie makeup totally unnecessary!
Missalister, you make me laugh, too! Can we consider this a case of different bloggers having different commenting styles? ;-)
i think i could go for some chunky, bloody mojitos. Mo'Meatos, we could call em, maybe make them with beef or scrapple when placenta is not available. mmm... booze and meat... two great tastes that taste great together!
and you do have a point. Newborns are parasitic bodily-fluid-sucking (unless you're putting the little tot on formula from day one) monsters as it is. hoist your little goblin up high, let out a good zombie groan, and lurch on!
Strangely, the idea of a placenta mojito doesn't faze me, maybe because I can't imagine it actually being made, but the idea of a meat mojito I find absolutely disgusting. I suppose I really am a natural vegetarian?
And absolutely get that goblin sucking up as much bodily fluids as she can...how else am I supposed to lose all the weight I've gained by carrying her to begin with? And actually, now that I think about it, if she's a parasite, then why haven't I been losing weight throughout this process?!
she's still in the larval stage, just passively leeching out excess nutrients from your bloodstream while you go about your day. after she sheds the cocoon and comes out into the light, she'll be a bigger drain on you. Your body is putting on weight now as a defensive mechanism, padding your internal organs against the impending attacks from her toothless yet ravenous maw.
Hmmm...could be. I'm sure I'll become intimately familiar with her 'toothless yet ravenous maw' in any case!
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