The answer to all questions, even age-old ones, can be found in unlikely sources. Here is clearly shown the answer to that great conundrum, 'Who am I?' Of course this won't help you, but for me, it is now clear.
This answer, which up until that moment I did not even realize I was seeking, was given to me at a birthday party (with two birthday celebrants, and a lot of guests, hence the identifying of affiliation), and it means a lot to me. It was also by far the longest title of anyone in the room (I considered breaking up with Thor simply so I could add in an 'ex', thus making it even longer), so I'm quite proud.
Now, the more difficult part: Who are you? And how did you find out?