Almost every time I log into my e-mail account, I see the same ad, a single line promising '5 Tips to Lose Belly Fat', hyperlinked to a site which is poetically named www.BellyFlabIsUgly.com. Yes, the ad assures me, 'Stop making this 1 mistake & you'll finally lose your ugly belly fat!'
And every time I see this ad, I have different thoughts about it. The one mistake? Would that be, just maybe, getting pregnant? And do I really need '5 Tips'? I was under the impression that all I really need to do is to wait (as) patiently (as possible) until May, whereupon I will experience amazing weight loss, especially of 'belly fat'. Though, as I think about it, I really am finding it hard to see my belly as fat, or as anything but beautiful.
Really, there must be a better way to match these things up, even if it ends up being not quite so amusing.